jingre

jingre, noun: the Christmas holiday root crop. used for jingre ales and jingrebread.

houtoor

houtoor, noun: so called high fashion for wannabes

wallo

wallo, noun: wall-e's older and more indulgent brother.

sastryt

sastryt, noun: what drunk people say when they agree with you.

ratins

ratins, noun: the crumbs or small debris left over after rats have raided a pantry.

dingst

dingst, noun: the pathetic offkey sound of a doorbell that is about to expire.

chexpsy

chexpsy, adjective: a quality of being desirable that a man acquires when he asks the waiter for the check.

endatil

endatil, noun: the suicide drug. the drug that will "end it all"

hersin

hersin, verb: cruisin' or taking a joyride around in a hearse

popsycwb

popsycwb, noun: elmer fudd's giant popsicle shaped like a caveman's club

knegal

knegal, noun: a self defense move using the knee that is allowed by law. mostly used by assertive women when being harassed by big bikers and construction workers.

sheing

sheing, verb: the act of being a female.

ghtin

ghtin, noun: a device very much like a guillotine but much smaller. used for vermin during the French revolution.

tuddarc

tuddarc, adjective: the lack or absence of light

vilessur

vilessur, noun: a gourmet that specializes in exotic food that is so vile no one else would even think of eating it.

pershmob

pershmob, noun: a dangerous and rabid group of shoppers waiting for the doors to open during a sale. they all want to get in first.

gyrag

gyrag, noun: a very old and beaten up t-shirt that a woman uses for cleaning but a guy still wears because he insists it is still suitable for home use.

feusnesi

I'm using "feusnesi" as my first Verificationary word just because it was the one provided by Blogger when I created this blog. So what does this mean?

Let's use it in a sentence.

(43 minutes later)

Ok, I'll just take a shot at defining it.

feusnesi, noun: the tiny little fuse on the tail of Nessy the Loch Ness monster; the archaic self destruct mechanism of the Loch Ness monster.

And the Word Verification of the Day Is...

I'm starting this blog because I just can't help it. Have you ever wondered where those strange sounding word verifications come from. More importantly, do they mean anything. Sometimes I can't help but think that they do. Or should.

Hence this blog. So in the spirit of Sniglets (by Rich Hall), I give you
The VERIFICATIONARY.

* now what?